Wednesday, June 13, 2012

What NOT To Do

At the gym - start watching makeover shows. Today it was a weight makeover. I proceeded to not only watch but watch and get emotional which lead to, yes you guessed it, crying. There I am, cycling like a little maniac, watching this woman talk about how she battled breast cancer and lost 52 pounds and has triplets and her husband clearly thinks she is the most beautiful woman in the world, and I lost it. What was worse than crying though (I know, is there such a thing??) was crying without waterproof mascara on. Enough said.

The grocery store - we all know it is the biggest mistake to go shopping while hungry. Nothing more embarrassing than going up to the cashier and saying "Um there was a donut in that bag, and 2 biscotti in that bag, and this was a full bottle of water, sorry, I got hungry". True story

In the kitchen - today I was feeling super lazy after coming home from half day at work and decided I wouldn't put the effort in to making a nice lunch for myself and instead open the cupboards to see what I could use as a shortcut lunch, only to find the only thing I could really eat were marshmallows. Because marshmallows are so nutritious, definitely inflate inside your belly, and you can eat lots of them because they're low in calories. These are the things I'm now telling myself after eating 13 marshmallows. Yes I ate 13. Now my belly has inflated to what looks like a marshmallow.

Well we all learn from our mistakes

Story of my life



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